Oh, Brittany Spears You bring me to tears When Debbie Gibson faded All of us were jaded Thought we were finally free Of blondes with brains empty But, alas here you are Filling the air in my car With your moans and squeaks Pleasing all the geeks But making me wish I owned an oozie So I could blow up, you damn floozie! And there's my uplifiting poem for the day. August 14, 2001 |